3 definition by Johnny B Baade

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One who masturbates in high places.
Masturbating in the rapidly ascending elevator, Joe was an elebator. Or,diddling himself in the Oval Office, Bush is an elebator.
by Johnny B Baade September 05, 2008

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a mechanically inclined woman.
Joan is always trying to fix things because she's a tinker belle.
by Johnny B Baade September 11, 2008

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turd: corruption/Anglicization of French merde.
The mards fell from the politician's mouth.
by Johnny B Baade September 03, 2008

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