Jack Bauer

The guy who was man enough to have sex with Terri for the greater good. now we have Kim, the human equivilent of sliced bread

I love jack Bauer so much i bought his daughter over Ebay

by Adam Thomas July 18, 2004

low jack

The ankle bracelet used as a tracking device worn by those under house arrest.

"i can't go to the party, man. I'm still on house arrest. They'll know i left the house cause of my low jack."

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

Jack-hammering

Fucking a broad with fast, rapid thrusts

Lisa needed a good old jack-hammering!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

jack skellington

Brilliant main character of my FAVORITE film..."Nightmare Before Christmas". The Pumpkin King and the Hottest Guy who's ever ceased to exist.

If Jack Skellington was human, I'd marry him in a heartbeat!

by Andi February 10, 2005

jack ruby

The man who shot Lee Harvey Oswald (who supposedly assassinated JFK). He was a club owner, and involved in the mafia.

"Jack Ruby was tried and convicted of Murder with Malice."

by maria ongpin September 5, 2004

jack!sper

A name used to refer to the combination of Jasper Hale (from the Twilight series) and Jackson Rathbone, who plays Jasper in the movie Twilight. This term is specific to the movie character, as opposed to just Jasper, or just Jackson Rathbone. Often the word is misspelled due to omission of the exclamation point.

Did you see paparazzi Jack!sper in the new MTV Twilight interviews?

by PlanxtyLewis April 14, 2008

jacking-off

masturbation

When Chris, Tracey, and Jackie walked around to the back of our store and saw a bum jacking off in the bushes.

by Sarah August 3, 2003