shit itself

Australian, colloq broke down in a major way; beyond repair.

Me bloody car just shit itself mate.

by herbie August 31, 2004

shit-housed

(adj)- A step beyond just being drunk/high. If 15 beers gets you drunk, then 20+ gets your shit-housed. A replacement for the term "shit-faced".

I did like 12 beer bongs last night. I was totally shit-housed.

by Seeker of Soporifics February 13, 2005

dead shit

lost, no idea whats going on, does things so stupid that no person that has any logic can explain. looks so stupid that you cant look at them for more than 5 seconds without laughing. all round stupid

you're a dead shit mate!

by neligan May 25, 2006

some shit

an undefined thing or activity.

A way of derogotizing someone or something by being dissmissive

1) I gotta go to work and do some shit
2) She says she's from outer space or some shit

by jonnycumlately January 29, 2007

swamp shit

The residual shit found on toilet paper while wiping after sweating profusely from the anal canal. Usually occurs long after a shit has taken place, and is the result of swamp ass.

See swamp ass.

"I was not surprised to find swamp shit on the paper when I wiped my ass after a long day tending to my garden."

by LosrDogg July 21, 2009

Shit Family

A family that does one or more of the following:

constantly scares you, surprises you in a bad way, depresses you, angers you, beats you, and overall, does nothing to make you happy and/or please you.

Dude, Andy has such a shit family. They pretty much beat his ass every night and his mom is a whore and his sisters are too. I feel really bad for him.

by the_polar_express May 27, 2009

shit baker

Someone who has been 'holding in' a shit for a period of time, thus allowing the faeces to 'cook' or 'bake' inside their anus.
Usually occurring through lack of toilet facilities although some bakers have been known to bake for pleasure,fame or purely just the for the craic.

Dave:"You taking a dump later?"
Joe:"Sure am, I've been baking it for over two days now"
Dave:"lol I hope it hurts you filthy shit baker"

by incatatus June 2, 2011