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socks in the glove box

A term for men that stuff their pants.
Tommas had socks in the glove box, that's not all him.
by lmaiga October 1, 2011
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stocked phat

"I'm stocked phat on the AA's, but not on AAA's!"
"If you want to stop by my house for Thanksgiving, I'm stocked phat on food."
by ocSLUCIOUS January 6, 2012
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Sockspocks

A fatal and contagious disease which affects all socks belonging to teenage boys and house elves. If socks report smelling and are spotted please rush them to the nearest washing machine.
Winky found a sock with Sockspocks which then infected the entire population of Hogwart's socks with Sockspocks
by Dr Sockspocks III April 22, 2013
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Socks

Who the fuck searches socks on this site you dumb fuck.
Katie searched 'socks' on Urbandictionary.com. She is a dumb fuck
by Gertrude Fumbleman October 27, 2014
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Shockspam

To spam shocking images such as gore.
Anyone who stoops so low as to shockspam a forum is an idiot.
by Sunioncarrot11 August 15, 2015
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stock cock

(N.) A penis that is used as b-roll footage during pornog movies, it may not be the actual actor's member but merely selected for its artistic appeal.
Ohh...no my face was never in the movie, I was cranking down in the corner and they just used me as a stock cock.
by Mailmancalves April 9, 2016
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