russian jerk off

When you get your penis suck in the barrel of a 12 gauge shotgun and pull the trigger

"dude i was im the hospital because i tried the russian jerk off."

by brokenhalo2202 January 5, 2018

Russian Butt plug

The act of putting a bottle of vodka in a girls but and sticking your cock in her vagina so u can feel the burn of the vodka

I gave your mom a Russian butt plug

by Quinnyarema6969 April 19, 2021

Russian Love Poem

The act of sodomizing your partner with a banana whilst they have a banana allergy.

The best Russian Love Poem I've had was actually in Uganda.

by VoNotAHoe April 13, 2019

Russian Rocket Fuel

A Grade A strain of Weed. Real high-class and makes you feel energetic with a good high. However, it is not well know. Also known as RRF.

Ho shit that guy is trippin' balls! Nah he's good he's just been blastin' some Russian Rocket Fuel.

by TheKidDownTheStreet March 8, 2011

russian toe job

A Russian toe job is when someone doesn't trim their toe nails for at least two months and than shoves it up someone's anus for sexual pleasure

E.i - yo man I have this bitch a nasty Russian toe job last night, bitch squealed like a pig!

Whoa get that toe out of my ass! You aren't russian toe jobbing me tonight!

by Russiantoejob August 8, 2015

russian train ride

Verb.

Placing a flask of vodka in your anus while receiving a blow job.

I once took a Russian train ride and couldn't walk comfortAbly for a week.

by Cal Shibmasterson December 4, 2015

Russian Ice Hockey

When two or more people stick their dicks into water/sleet during the winter. Loser's dick freezes first.

Some dumb fuck drunk was tricked into playing Russian Ice Hockey with two of his friends...he lost.

by TehWorldEnds December 4, 2010