crouched potato 

Sitting on the toilet trying to shit, when you've just had some chips. A difficult shit

One thing's for sure, after those chips you'll be called a crouched potato all night!

crouched potato by Witherswither May 17, 2016

Feisty Potato

When one is being very (feisty). Also a quote from a (Family Guy) episode with (Liam Neeson).

That guy was a feisty potato.

Feisty Potato by Sim dragon April 21, 2017

White Potato 

White person with mullet.
Also referred to as Anoushka.
Claims to get ‘bullied’ a lot

‘Grow the sides of your hair you White Potato’

White Potato by Regurk May 10, 2018

Stud Potato 

Stud potato means when you are thiccc and sexy and a badass

Ava: You are a stud potato

Marly: Is it because I am thiccc

Stud Potato by ellllllaaaaa November 30, 2018

moldy potato 

A meaningless insult. Meant to confuse people. Often used in the Panic! at the Disco song “I Write Sins not Tragedies”

“What a shame the poor groom’s bride is a MOLDY POTATO!”

moldy potato by M!A.T.D January 6, 2019

The potato theory 

Either everything is a potato or nothing is a potato. This theory is very similar to the sex toy theory. Which says that either everything is a sex toy or nothing is a sex toy. This theory is similar to the atom theory. Which says that either everything is atom or nothing is atom.

Person: ey bro u a potato?!
Person 2: maybe bro, maybe ....
Person: shut up mr. the potato theory

The potato theory by Eliasisnotgay October 18, 2020

Coach potato 

Someone who reclines all day long because they don’t have to work, who is endlessly shopping online for Coach bags and wallets.

Don’t hate me because I’m a Coach potato!

Coach potato by Dr Bunnygirl September 24, 2023