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pissing dog

A dog (or sometimes other members of the canine family) bred or bought for the purpose of defecating or urinating on neighbor's yards,homes and shoes.
Dave absolutely HATES his neighbor John so he purchased a pissing dog
by Brohtuiyuuby October 15, 2015
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Piss Pudding

When the scat goes too far. And a bit of piss comes out in her front porch.
Reece: Yeah, don't you dare take the mickey outta my girls piss pudding. You fuckin' slag.
by Shwifty Minion Power April 25, 2019
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Poop piss

When a guy realizes his toilet bowl has leftovers from his last poop stuck on the side of the bowl, and he chooses to strategically aim his piss stream to wash it away rather than actually clean his toilet.
"Man, your toilet is nasty. Shouldn't you clean that before your girl comes over?"

"Nah, I'm too tired for that. I'll just poop piss it clean."
by NotChicago March 31, 2017
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PISS LORD

When you piss on those below you, thus showing your dominance over those who shall never bathe others in piss.
Piss Lord: BEHOLD!!! MY PISS!!!
Peons: YES!! THANK YOU PISS LORD!!! BLESS US WITH YOUR PISS
by FluxifiedGod1 December 5, 2020
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piss chisel

To pee into the toilet to try remove and remove someone elses skid marks
Eddie - Don't you hate it when you go to pee and there are skid marks in the bowl?
Merv - Yeah Dude, and you have to use the piss chisel to try and remove them!
by Birko01 September 7, 2013
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Piss Brain

(n) The distracted mental state resulting from a serious need to urinate. Usually resulting in a delay to relieving said need.
I totally screwed up the last 3 answers on the exam because I had Piss Brain.

My Piss Brain was so acute I had a hard time unzipping my pants.
by barfeedbob October 6, 2011
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piss baby

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me:ur a piss baby /piss bb

friend:aww u too ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช
by glorgo December 23, 2022
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