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milter filter

Both good and evil, this term describes a person, a situation, or a thing. This is essentially the exact same as a mother fucker, but is more fun to say.
1. Check out that meat spinning milter filter in his Hummer talking on an iPhone! (insult)

2. Lindsey just drank Jimmy under the table. What a highly dangerous badass milter filter! (compliment)

3. Milter filter! Couldn't you have at least puked in the toilet? (bad situation)

4. Dude, where's my car? I could have sworn I parked that milter filter here. (thing)

5. You had sex with my mom? You milter filter! (???)
by Battoo May 20, 2008
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mildewd

1. a man, formerly fastidious in dress and/or manner, who has now allowed himself to deteriorate with advancing age. 2. clothing that would only be worn by such an individual. (plural: mildewds)
* “Man, get a haircut. You’re such a mildewd.”
* “That shirt was mildewd 20 years ago.”
* “I don’t want to go to Shifty McNasty’s, it’s a bar for mildewds.”
* “The mildewd, no longer fashionably late, received a scowl from the prestigious crowd.”
by Daryl Dean June 20, 2008
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milk my garden

when a female asks someone to play with them until they cum they will sometimes ask them to milk their garden
I am so horny right at the moment, milk my garden now!
by Garden Milker July 15, 2009
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Milk Leaver

The Milk Leaver is a person who desires to use the milk in the fridge, but discovers, when they lift up the carton, that it is about to run out.

So, instead of actually using up all of the milk and being forced to take responsibility for it. (having to fold it up, throw it in the garbage, locate more milk and open it) this sad example of humanity simply leaves a tiny amount of milk in the carton or bag, not even enough for a squirt in a small cup of coffee. This neatly passes the problem onto somebody else and allows them to use the “Who, me? But there was milk left!” defense with a clear conscience
Guy1: There's barely any milk in this bag

Guy2: It must have been a milk leaver
by jagimo December 1, 2009
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milfbuster

1) An individual who prides themselves on their natural ability to determine the difference between MILFs, Cougars, and Soccermoms.

2) An authority on the authenticity of MILFs

3) TV show on Skinimax
Example (1)
Pat: Dude, I totally brought home a MILF last night.
Joe: That wasn't a MILF, that was a 40 year old prostitute.
Pat: You milfbuster.

Example (2)
Jack: Hey Joe, those three ladies there, any of them MILFs?
Joe: (pointing) Confirmed, Busted, Plausible.
by mars benson March 30, 2010
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Millimile

A thousandth of a mile, specifically 5.28 feet.
The mall is exactly a millimile away from my house.
by Crunchycandy June 10, 2010
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Millesian

Typically, of or relation to a moment when when one's actions make a situation incredibly awkward, to the point of self-injury, but unlikely causing any real or permanent damage. Often related to interactions with the opposite sex.

Origin unknown, but possibly from John Stuart Mill's "On Liberty" and the harm principle, which Wikipedia explains as saying "The harm principle holds that each individual has the right to act as he wants, so long as these actions do not harm others. If the action is self-regarding, that is, if it only directly affects the person undertaking the action, then society has no right to intervene, even if it feels the actor is harming himself."
1. Then I told her we should make out, but didn't kiss her. We stood there staring into each other's eyes, reveling in the Millesian moment. Then she took the subway home, alone.

2. After a brief pause, he pushed a condom across the bar and said "this is my business card". The look of incredulity spread across her face as she realized the Millesian proportions of the social gaffe.

3. "But we don't speak French", she implored. Oblivious, the man continued his Millesian soliloquy in slurred French, fueled by an excess of liquid courage and deficit of common sense.
by Aspiring Commodore April 16, 2010
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