Jordan P

Most jealous person ever, loves to simp over his friends gf, if he could he would cheat on his best friend with his gf. Is a really good friend, but a massive SIMPPPPPPPPPPPP

Omg stop being so jealous jordan P
Jordan P is such a simp
Jordan P is so jealous

by Your-mum-super- fat1234 November 17, 2020

Jordan

An enby that is wanted by every woman who has ever seen them. Gets laid very often and has a VERY huge penis. They're extremely good looking. They have the most gorgeous eyes in the universe and has been told to be a model. But spits game like a champ.

Get you a fucking Jordan!

by indirecterection October 9, 2020

Jordan

a retarded albino that throws finns in the bush at lunch

Jordan is a stupid cunt

by a stupid ranga January 27, 2020

the jordan effect

when you beef with a girl named jordan, ur ass become sooggier than everrrr. smd ivette

ivette: "Omg why evb sayin my ass soggier than ever"
elisa:"thats the jordan effect for ya"

by elisamariaaaaa November 24, 2023

Jordan

A ‘Jordan’ is a male who seems friendly but is very slow/ stupid. It’s a male who is comfortable speaking to women but struggles to get any action as women can’t see past his friendly but dumb.

Ahh man you’re such a Jordan, you’re so slow

by Stevesidwell1111 July 25, 2022

Jordan

The biggest asshole you’ll ever meet he’s sweet but super insecure don’t ever date one.

Oh your dating Jordan I’ll be praying for you

by Laquanesha October 30, 2022

Jordan

Apelative for black people, mostly used by white people. Jordan is the slang term for the N-word.This trend originated from Tik Tok, now spreading around more social media platforms.

"Timmy-Hey homie, I just bought 7,5 jordans;

John-That's so nice, low or mids?;

Timmy-Who said we are talking about sneakers?"

by XxPusSlayer420xX April 4, 2021