Faux job

When a girl falls asleep with her head on a guy's lap and people see it wrong and think he was getting a blow job, and the guy doesn't correct them.

Hey man, you remember when Matt got a blow job from Krystal? That was a faux job, she was asleep.

by vizkiz May 11, 2014

moo job

A heavy woman with large breasts. Can have positive or negative connotations, depending on the speaker's tastes.

Wow, she's a total moo job.

by Allochthon September 13, 2008

goat job

Massaging a hard veiny penis in a rough goat like mannor.

Haley gives Mark excellent goat jobs.

by T-bag696969 September 9, 2006

lobe job

The act of banging a chick in the ear.

Jason gave Jacey a lobe job so she dumped him.

by Ronald Mexico December 10, 2006

Buff Job

To complete a task only partially or temporarily in order to solve a problem quickly or with little effort. Originating from auto mechanics displaying "assurance" using the phrase, "That'll buff right out."

"Just buff it out"
"This will require a buff job"

by DJSwagnerd April 11, 2007

bed job

when someone is so desperate for sex that they start to hump their bed pretending it is a real person.

OR

they are practising their moves on the bed by themselves to get ready for later tonight

"hmmm.. i think i might bed job to get in the mood"

OR

"i cant score with anyone! :( *sighs* guess ill just bed job"

by Urban Dictionary August 22, 2007

state job

A profession for otherwise unemployable losers where 37.5 hours is a full week even though it is more like 32 hours a week after the three required 20 minute smoke/coffee breaks a day. Here "work" is an oxymoron as most of accomplishments come from outside contractors or new employees who haven’t "learned the ropes".

This state job rocks! I don’t do shit and taxpayers pay me a 5 figure salary. Even if they found out what a loser I am they can’t even fire me.

by Massachusetts DOR Contractor November 1, 2003