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goodnight jerk

When you want someone you love to know you are slightly annoyed at them before you go to sleep. It isn't meant in a harsh or bitting manner
"Goodnight" said Amy,

"Goodnight jerk" replied Rj
by Jasonmrazsongz January 23, 2016
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Surf and jerk

When a girl is straddling grinding you while giving you a handjob
Jessica was on her period and super horny last night so i settled for a surf and jerk.
by Dwell32 February 27, 2019
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word jerk

This is an exclamation that you say to someone who has put you in a frustrated state that you are unable to deliver a comeback because they so brilliantly insulted you.
Benny: "Yeah, now you listen here, you trifflin' trick ass brick-faced bitch with no play all day who never gonna get laid!"
Sean: "You're nothin' but a word jerk! Just leave me alone I'll get mine."
Benny: "Ahhhh hahahaaa!!!"
by von groovy July 3, 2024
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Jerk it to your partner day

SATURDAY MAY 3RD is a day where you gotta jerk it atleast 5 TIMES to yo girl/man and if you don’t then the they DIEEE!!!
Guy: dude you gonna participate in Jerk it to your partner day?
Guy 2: already did man.
by retrowand May 2, 2025
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Jerk

That jerk is one Anthony
by anonymous May 26, 2022
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Joe Jerk Off

A variation of "Joe Schmoe", this term is used for someone who inserts their opinion when not asked. Additionally, this person thinks they know what they're talking about, even though they have no experience or knowledge on most subject being discussed. You might say a Joe Jerk Off is a member of the Peanut Gallery.
Guy #1: Do you hear this guy talking about shit he knows nothing about?
Guy #2: Yeah, he's a real Joe Jerk Off
by ImAGorilla69 March 16, 2022
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National Jerk and a Wipe Day

June 14th is the day where you get a free jerk and a wipe
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