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Joe Biten

Joe Biten is a nice president that bites a lot, though he is a punk ass weirdo. His brother is Joe Biden and they’ve both been presidents multiple times. But since Joe Biten bites a lot, people stopped electing him which is why he’s not famous anymore. No one talks about him anymore and the public doesn’t know his mysterious lifestyle. He was a popular bastard in 2015. The only person that knows where he lives is Donald Trump, since he’s also a bastard. Another fun fact is that Joe Biten Trump, George the Third Trump, and Thomas Jefferson Trump are all a part of the Warner Brothers and produced Harry Potter and Harry Styles. A spoiler is that Harry Potter killed Sirius Black. The full description of the story of all these people will be in the link below. (There’s no link below.)
And yes, this whole story is 100% true, otherwise why would it be in the dictionary?!
Damn, is that Joe Biden in Walmart!?
Shit Luke, are you dumb? That’s Joe BITEN. He bites a lot, don’t come up close to him, he’s like a crazy wild animal. After Walmart, he’ll have a meeting with lions that also bite. Isn’t it obvious they’re his close friends?
by anonymous April 27, 2022
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joe hoe

the grodiest boy ever and flirts with a girl named shannon every night asking if she would fuck him
did you see joe hoe and shannon’s snaps last night?!
by posuser June 24, 2020
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Joe Saurman

Crazy salamander from New York that owns a YouTube channel called kronic.
Yo there’s joe Saurman (salamander)!
by Jackson789 January 1, 2020
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Joe beardmore

A fat oaf capable of shagging your next door neighbors son. He loves the smell and taste off dingleberries and puts moldy Xbox controllers up his arse. People refer to him as a spazmoid eating burgers all day. His diet reguards Callum Wilkins Cheesy dick up his arse, lee burns dribble over his man tits and he also eats cat shite all day.
“Omg look at that joe beardmore, oh wait no it’s shreck”

“Mom what is that?”
Jimmy it’s a joe beardmore”
“Oh no, (Jimmy starts crying and commits suicide)”
by Shalommm76 November 17, 2018
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silky joe

he's the big dilf with three personalities on the football field hes a complete monster.
No Example Needed When You're SILKY JOE
by SilkyJoe October 23, 2018
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Pulling a Joe

Mike: I just took a shit and ate it
Jake: Ok your pulling a Joe
by jakekuchiki December 27, 2010
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Walkaway Joe

A guy who dates for the comfort of himself (unbeknownst to his dating partner) and when the going gets tough or he loses interest, he walks away from the relationship. ( Think physical ghosting) Long used term from the 1960's,70's and 80' mothers of daughters warning them about who they should and shouldn't date. There's even a country song about it by Trisha Yearwood.
Bobby just left you?? Wow. Well honey, he's just a Walkaway Joe...forget about him.
by Jet2023 March 17, 2023
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