garden meditation

Thoughtfully tending to your ladygarden; jilling off.

Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.

by Mavis O'Reilly June 1, 2018

Garden gnoming

The act of laying down in a garden bed and having sex. Or shortened to gnomed. Example - have you gnomed anyone lately?

Have you been garden gnoming lately?

by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet June 7, 2018

Gender

It's kinda like Yin and Yang
One of the Genders are evil monsters and the other is a blessing for the other.

Gender in three ways
1) male is bad
2) female is good
3) who?

by Who's this guy? May 21, 2018

Genden Remssey

Angry Gordon Ramsay

I hear Gordon yell at that person for boiling hamburgers I guess we got Genden Remssey

by Dead meme collection June 17, 2018

gardem

Protecting/protect someone that you love with all your will.

You can just GardEm because the 'em' behind is for the person that you are talking about.

by DanwithaD July 1, 2018

gender twit

When a person wants every word with MAN in it removed from the English language, Spanish language conjugations and all written history.

So now the gender twits want to change sign language because it's to MAN skewed!

by rockNrollTUFFguy May 8, 2018

gender bender

A person who purposely changes there gender to confuse you

Don't mess with that thing, its a real gender bender

by tehete March 8, 2018