Drew Glakson

When you shove your head into a man's arse and begin having a seizure.

"Yo! I just saw Donald Trump, he Drew Glakson'd Bernie Sanders!

by Donte's Mum May 3, 2016

elisabeth glasco

A bueatiful woman of God who is shy, but when around her friends, is the opposite.

Elisabeth Glasco is the greates friends i ever had

by lizzyXD10345 September 1, 2017

Chapel gassing

Fever pitching at the noxious stink of one’s own trumping inside a place of worship.

I usually eat a lot of chili before chapel gassing.

by Noey Dillon August 21, 2019

The Gassy Panda

a poop fart porn star

hey man i was on tik tok and found this lady who can fart really loud her name is the gassy panda because of how loud her farts are

by skylarskyskya September 3, 2021

John Gassy

The name that rivaled the infamous John garris,due to reason disputes the rival to the king has disappeared but we all hope he will return.

Dang John garris is getting beat by John gassy!
John gassy might overtake John garris

by Juicebox2311 September 12, 2021

Ur aunt a gass plant

Well you could say that your mom gay, your dad lesbian , your granny tranny and your grandpap a trap is bad, like really bad, but then you haven't heared of this yet! this will completely destroy your hopes and dreams! no u ain't even possible on this one.

Her: Your grandpap a trap
Me: Ur aunt a gass plant
Her *evaporates and gets swollen by a demon*

by LPTC1066 March 14, 2018

rose-colored glasses

you only see what you are focused on

once the rose-colored glasses came off she could see the whole picture

by Reiki Lady83 April 15, 2020