dylan is a person who try’s to act funny infront of his friends but on the inside he’s just a horny teenager who wants cuddles and kisses from his girlfriend. he also thinks that they are much taller than everyone when in reality they are literally 4”1. they are also very sexual
Girl 1- i really want a bf
Girl 2- i wouldn’t go for DYLAN cause one he’s taken and two he’s annoying af
Girl 2- i wouldn’t go for DYLAN cause one he’s taken and two he’s annoying af
by dylanpurcellsmith812 November 03, 2020
dylan is a boy that only wants cuddles and kisses from his girlfriend but pretends to be all hard and manly infront of his friends who his girlfriend hates. he may be horny many times a week but after a while you get used to it. he tries to be funny and sometimes succeeds but many times fail so just enlighten them and pretend they are funny. even though they are virgins they like sex and everything that surrounds it so be cautious when deciding to be friends or even speak to them. lastly they are annoying so don’t go near them.
girl 1- should i be friends with dylan?
girl 2- no because he’s annoying and a hormonal teenager that wanks many times a day
girl 2- no because he’s annoying and a hormonal teenager that wanks many times a day
by dylanpurcellsmith812 November 03, 2020
a daddy of the internet he is the most sexiest daddy to ever exist he does porno and the actors that act with him say he is a sex wizard
by ImBlue2/X_Blue89_X October 27, 2022
Dylan is hot af
by ImBlue2/X_Blue89_X September 17, 2021
A massively inconsiderate arsehole with intolerable behaviour. He is that bitch in your group that you cannot stand. He is that one whore that you wished didn’t exist
by Hhhhhhhhhhijsjdhdbdbdnd April 18, 2020
a general ass hole but good in his own way and has a massive penis but we wont go into detail on that and is generally quite when annoyed or angry
by crimpy-gamer_YT October 22, 2020
Literal definition of annoying. They think so highly of themselves and the only thing that matters is their grades. They suck at flirting which is partly the reason that they don't have a girlfriend. They have no social life. Like literally NOTHING. They want to go to Harvard or Princeton and be the school's valedictorian. Big dreams for such a pathetic person.
Person 1: I heard that Dylan's trying to shoot his shot with Grace.
Person 2: That's pathetic.
Person 3: I know right, I wanna film his ass getting rejected.
Person 4: This is gonna go viral!
Person 2: That's pathetic.
Person 3: I know right, I wanna film his ass getting rejected.
Person 4: This is gonna go viral!
by an average girl March 16, 2020