Douchebag

A guy who is fucking a girl you want to fuck, but can't.

I can't believe Sandra is still with that douchebag!

Douchebag by Count Frolic April 29, 2016

douchebaggedness 

Bubba Watson, pro golfer. aka Bubba Douche. Often mistakenly referred to as polarizing. Polarizing would require that someone, other than possibly his mom, likes him. Well on the one hand he is a complete douchebag; on the other he is a god squad tool. Polarizing. Equally hated by all but the main reason for hatred is polarizing. Thus really the definition of douchebaggedness.

Bubba Douche is without question the clubhouse leader in douchebaggedness.

douchebaggedness by Crankhonk June 20, 2016

Douchebag

Someone who surpasses the level of complete idiocy and stupidity and has almost no idea of what they're talking about.

@conner is such a douchebag

Douchebag by Noname September 21, 2016

Douchebag

Any guy who wears sunglasses indoors

Woah, Jacob has sunglasses on in the movie theatre...what a douchebag!!!

Douchebag by Fuckingfuckfucker October 13, 2016

douchebag

someone who has too much confidence. believes something to be more than what it is. someone who has obviously gone through some issues with past relationships.

The douchebag said, " She is so stuck on me." (Nigga nooooooooo)

douchebag by opinion_ November 9, 2016

douchebag

a stupid, mean, or obnoxious person.

that guy can be a real douchebag

douchebag by killajem6000 March 26, 2017

Douchebagometer 

The uncanny ability to sense a douchebag

That guy in skinny jeans sets off my douchebagometer.

Douchebagometer by Loreleisiryn June 8, 2017