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The Dark Side 

Feels good doesn't it?
Hym "Hahahaha! This is great! It really is. I can almost see your eyes starting to glow yellow. Isn't it better? Isn't it better to be like me? Before you were feeble and weak. A sad old coward peddling his fraudulent ethic and other people's ideas to an inane mob who (in your own admission) can't even think. Now, you're still all of those things, except, evil. Good thing you don't believe in God. You even see the feed back look. Look at them. Look at yourself. Completely incapable of adhering to ANY ethic. Even one of you're own creation! Laws? Irrelevant. Morality? Equally irrelevant. There is only POWER! There is only the dark side! You have it and I do not. And look what you do with it. Wield it against your enemies. And now your life is a lie of your own creation. Whereas mine is the creation of the horde. And at who's behest? Hahahahahaha! Look at him go! The one true god! Hahahahahaha! And I nOtIcEd YoU sTaRtEd DoInG tHe VoIcE tHiNg. Hilarious. This is great man! Hey, if I die before you, I'll wait for you to get there before I get out. Then you'll get to see me be better than you in life and in the afterlife. Hahahahahahaha!"
The Dark Side by Hym Iam July 31, 2022
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shit in the dark 

When you go to take a shit and the light isn't working.
I took a shit in the dark while writing this.
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iT’s JuSt DaRk HuMoR 

This is what cishet tiktok boys say as an excuse mostly for being sexist but also homophobic and sometimes racist.
Girl on tiktok: men are trash. I went on a date with a girl and she was NICE TO ME????? I didn’t know they were supposed to do that
Boy in comments: ur gonna die alone you fucking f*ggot I hope you get raped and you turn straight again
Girl: that’s sexist and homophobic
Boy: it’s just dark humor you girls don’t get it

the dark gift 

A sexual act of defecating into your hand, and fisting it into your partner. It is said if your partner's body accepts the feces you are infact meant to be together.
I tryed the dark gift on my girlfriend last night, and she dumped it out in under a second. It's just not meant to be
the dark gift by Teo Acosta September 5, 2008

Sexual dark ages 

A time in history when christianity said that all sex was dirty. This term is still important because the world is still influenced by it. with antilove laws and with churches saying that the only right sex is married sex ect.
We are still living in the sexual dark ages.
Sexual dark ages by Deep blue 2012 November 21, 2009

straight dark knight 

when someone gets extremely angry, and or violent with a person or persons, and proceeds to either verbally or physically assault them, and even sometimes both. similar to Batman in the The Dark Knight.
Brandon- Man, did you see that lady in the store yell, and clobber her son when he would stop begging for candy?

Jeremy- Yeah, she went straight dark knight on him.
straight dark knight by KingBRM January 3, 2010

z32 Dark 

A bitch who plays xbox and spits on kids if he doesn’t know them and will suck your mom and spit on her pussy
Yo z32 Dark got to your mom last night and I think your family going to extend by 1
z32 Dark by Udontknowmeboi April 27, 2020