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Skitz cunt

Someone who is just flat out skitz mate.
'Look at Leso, what an absolute skitz cunt'
by MaddestMutt February 1, 2021
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Hose the cunt

A versatile expression, "hose the cunt" is used in three different ways:

1. As an expression of contempt for a third party not present;
2. As a general rallying cry;
3. As a euphemism for cunnilingus.

Etymology:

Based on a method used by Victorian-era doctors of masturbating "hysterical" women called the water cure, a.k.a. the pelvic douche.

To quote Vice magazine:
"Instead of revving up the vibrators, doctors began aiming fire hoses at fire crotches. Pelvic douches, which aimed a jet of water at the inner thighs, were installed in mineral baths all over Europe and America in the mid-1800's. Women loved them and flocked to the spa towns where such a cure was provided. R.J. Lane, who wrote about his experiences at a spa in England, said men were somewhat fearful of the pelvic douche, but women were "frequently known, on coming out of the douche, to declare that they feel as much elation and buoyancy of spirits, as if they had been drinking champagne."" (Source: "Doctors Created Vibrators After Growing Tired of Masturbating Hysterical Women" by Bethy Squires in Vice)
1. "Don't let your boss' overbearing nature get you down. Hose the cunt!"
2. "Get in, loser; we're gonna hose the cunt!"
3. "I've hosed a few cunts in my day."
by groundfound April 22, 2021
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cunt-slab

The Item or vehicle you place a womans cunt on before you beat/eat/hump it.
I could not find a cunt slab for my mistress so my penis grew soft
by dj b March 7, 2005
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Cunt Wedge

a derogatory term for a male who fucks anything that moves. Male equivalent of a cum dumpster.
Girl 1: Oh, is James your boyfriend?
Girl 2: No, he's just my cunt wedge.
by veganjello May 8, 2009
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fat cunt

(looks in mirror) Oh fuck, I'm a fucking fat cunt!
by notapaki August 10, 2003
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serving cunt

when you are at the highest level of cuntiness and flop. when your pussy holds so much power that the earth shakes
person 1: “omg your outfit is literally serving cunt so hard”
person 2: “omg stop”
person 1: “no seriously i just felt an earthquake
person 2: “omg that’s so camp”
by jiafeicupcakke June 15, 2023
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cunt cake

On heavier girls, it is the protruding roll of fat just above the vagina. Also known as a "gunt".
You can really see your mom's cunt cakes in those stretch pants.
by Kevin Hohl November 13, 2006
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