An excuse used by people who get hurt in stupid ways. When asked, they say that Charlie Sheen was picking on some orphans, and attacked when apprehended.
Carl: how did you say you broke your arm again?
Mark: I told you, I was fighting Charlie Sheen.
Rob: I saw it, but I forgot to put the video on youtube. Charlie Sheen was setting fire to the orphanage, and Mark was like "Dude, not cool," and Charlie went all caps rage and snapped that arm like a twig!
Carl: Charlie Sheen and the Orphans? Cool story bro.
by TanithMot September 25, 2011
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pulling a Charlie Sheen

1: winning in any way, shape, or form
Person(after winning): Dude I totally just pulled a Charlie Sheen.

Person 2: Yeah bro im pulling a Charlie Sheen right now at this video game.
by dude what March 12, 2011
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Two Chain Charlie

A crap that requires two flushes to get it all down the toilet bowl.
After a night of beer and chili, there was no way I was getting that crap flushed without doing a two chain charlie.
by Touchie Turtle August 31, 2011
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german charlie horse

the act of punching someone in the leg, but not with a fist, with a dick.
by yo mamas tits. November 01, 2009
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Charli d amilio

A beautiful girl that’s a talented dancer and famous tikokwr
Charli d amilio is a famous tiktoker
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Old King Charlie

Now there are a few tricks to doing this. To begin you will need:

1. maple syrup

2. an open to anything girl

Now during sex you shall go very fast now very sneaky. Grab the syrup and proceed to place it on your old king.then take it deep inside the girl and pull out slowly, as slow as possible if it is done correctly you should get the string of syrup. take that string of syrup and pull it using only your old king all around the girls head 3 times. after you have finished continue to have sex until you ejaculate screaming at the end "CHARLIE".
Man I was able to get the crown around her head twice last night when I did the Old King Charlie.
by jitre January 24, 2012
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