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North Californian 

Someone from the Northern part of California. Usually a hillbilly/redneck or an extremely rich former Bay Area resident. North Californians feel a disconnect from their southern counterparts and many feel they should unite with Southern Oregon to form the State of Jefferson.
Person 1: I'm a North Californian!
Person 2: So you're a hillbilly?

Californingus 

When a person is living in California and their body’s physiology becomes accustomed to the Temperature of 80°F or higher.

You may become aware of this phenomenon when the temperatures start dropping. Even the sudden change to 79°F may actually begin to drastically feel like freezing temperatures of 32°F.

The normal time period of the acclimation to take place for outsiders who have moved to California is about a month.
Human 1: The weather app said It’s only 75°F but I’ve been bundled up in my bed all day, freezing cold. Am I okay?

Human 2: You’re okay, it’s just californingus. It happens to all of us here.

Human 1: Glad to know I’m not a weenie. Californingus is so real.
Californingus by Californingus October 29, 2019

Califormia 

You: califormia
Urban dictionary: you spelled it wrong dumbass

Californiacation 

Originally a common bumper sticker across the Midwest claiming "Don't Californiacate Colorado!"- fornicate being the verb pertaining to coitus, or in intended translation "don't screw<fuck>up Colorado the way they have California". The context was to stop the migration of people (and culture) from California to Colorado, thus eliminating the growing problem of political activists/extremists, the general point of view Californian's have (hyper left-wing views). Colorado had existed as a state even before California did- they had their own culture, views and ways to accomplish tasks and didn't need anymore people from California "illuminating" their so called problems/deficiencies even though it was only the Californians who viewed it that way-Coloradans were fine with the way things were.
As viewed on the television show South Park- where the smugness of Californian people(and their perceived ignorance, naivety and over-all self importance/self promotion or smugness) caused an epic natural disaster thereby adversely affecting many other states and peoples residing within.
Don't Californiacate <insert state here>!!!

Dream of Californiacation?

Californication

The re-make or 'take off' of anything california style. Making everything in the world fit into the insanity of California - trendy, expensive, disastrous, chaotic, and dark
selling columbian coffee in a designer package for $3 instead of .25c . Creating a conspiracy of a moon landing involving a complicated scheme of filmaking and politics rathar than actually spending the effort in actually landing on the moon.
Californication by joe November 5, 2004

Californication

The migration of people from California to other states to look for cheaper housing, better morals, lack of gangs/drugs/prostitution, etc., but bring their own lack of morals, drive up house prices, and bring gangs/drugs/prostitution to the other states.
The californication of Utah, Arizona, Oregon, and Idaho has escalated in the last 10 years. Why doesn't California do us a favor and just sink into the ocean?
Californication by Clint March 23, 2004