Cunt-Lashed

Twice as pissed as shit faced

When an ugly bloke gets laid at a piss up

by Ron J September 29, 2003

cunt-slab

The Item or vehicle you place a womans cunt on before you beat/eat/hump it.

I could not find a cunt slab for my mistress so my penis grew soft

by dj b March 7, 2005

cunt of the litter

A terrible dog.

I thought the breeder said she was the, "Runt of the litter." But judging by her behavior he must have said, "Cunt of the litter."

by FreshWords February 5, 2023

Cunt Wedge

a derogatory term for a male who fucks anything that moves. Male equivalent of a cum dumpster.

Girl 1: Oh, is James your boyfriend?
Girl 2: No, he's just my cunt wedge.

by veganjello May 8, 2009

fat cunt

Me, since I started drinking too much beer.

(looks in mirror) Oh fuck, I'm a fucking fat cunt!

by notapaki August 10, 2003

serving cunt

when you are at the highest level of cuntiness and flop. when your pussy holds so much power that the earth shakes

person 1: “omg your outfit is literally serving cunt so hard”
person 2: “omg stop”
person 1: “no seriously i just felt an earthquake”
person 2: “omg that’s so camp”

by jiafeicupcakke June 15, 2023

cunt cake

On heavier girls, it is the protruding roll of fat just above the vagina. Also known as a "gunt".

You can really see your mom's cunt cakes in those stretch pants.

by Kevin Hohl November 13, 2006