"Bus muffin" is a term commonly used, when on publice transport, to describe someone who you quite like the look of and therefore, will do your best to sit in the seat next to them. Even if there are plenty of other seats available.
"The bus I took yesterday was full of bus muffin, man! I didn't know where to sit so I just hovered over each one until I got off or they hit me! You should have been there, man!"
"Hayley thinks Chris F. is a bus muffin. That's just not right..."
"Hayley thinks Chris F. is a bus muffin. That's just not right..."
by cavefish April 20, 2009
Bus fapper is a singapore buses facebook page enthusiast who mechaphiles with public buses in Singapore
by Singapore Buses June 17, 2020
Ghost buses refer to the phenomenon where an individual coins a highly specific term and incessantly promotes its usage, persistently inserting the newly coined term into conversations with the aim of provoking inquiries. The person then seizes the opportunity to explain the term to others, feigning surprise that it is not already a universally recognized concept. This behavior is characterized by a deliberate attempt to establish the invented term as common vernacular, creating an illusion that everyone else is ostensibly familiar with it.
Dialogue exchange between Representative Glen Clay Higgins and FBI Director Christopher Asher Wray:
Higgins: "You know what a ghost vehicle is, Director Wray? You're the director of the FBI; you certainly should. Do you know what a ghost bus is?"
Wray: "A ghost bus?"
Higgins: "Ghost bus!"
Wray: "I'm not sure I've used that term before."
Higgins: "Okay, it's pretty common in law enforcement. It's a vehicle that's used for secret purposes. It's painted over."
Higgins: "You know what a ghost vehicle is, Director Wray? You're the director of the FBI; you certainly should. Do you know what a ghost bus is?"
Wray: "A ghost bus?"
Higgins: "Ghost bus!"
Wray: "I'm not sure I've used that term before."
Higgins: "Okay, it's pretty common in law enforcement. It's a vehicle that's used for secret purposes. It's painted over."
by marcelinhodj November 16, 2023
When one person get's thrown under the bus, and the rest get thrown under as well. Also great for describing total clusterfucks, Epic Fails, and other disastrous related problems.
Girl: "Jeff just threw everyone under the bus, we're all fired"
Guy: "Are you kidding me?! The kitchen was just on fire too, and there's slugs in the ice machine again!! Never ending chaotic bus problems in this bitch!!"
Guy: "Are you kidding me?! The kitchen was just on fire too, and there's slugs in the ice machine again!! Never ending chaotic bus problems in this bitch!!"
by pandeerrrrrr April 08, 2013
the bus drivin by immigrants.
by melsolcious February 11, 2010
when the 1d boys were on tour and louis and harry were alone in the tour bus and a lot of traumatizing stuff happened. Later, we also see poor harry not being able to sit later at their concert that day. ahem.
by larry loves tour buses September 08, 2023
by ShadeisasimpforTae May 20, 2021