School bus

The ultimate, risky location to be in. This place reeks of kids who haven’t showered in 2 years, marijuana that has been an issue for the past decade, stinky feet, and hundreds and hundreds of vapes. You’ll try and open the window to try and get all of the stink out, but the crazy bus driver won’t let you despite it being 80 degrees out. You’ll never want to sit at the back, because this is where all of the smell comes from. Additionally, the kids in the back are pretty damn annoying. Just drive to school. If you can’t, then too bad.

I’m pretty damn glad that I missed the school bus, but I’m scared of having to explain all of this to my momma.

by Bubbabro999 March 28, 2024

i go to school by bus

a common phrase used to express fuck u, or an excuse not to travel to school together

example 1

lachlan: can u grab me a bottle of water rq?
lucas: i go to school by bus

example 2:
andrew: wanna walk to sch together?
tyler: i go to school by bus

by derpythincow March 13, 2022

Unilink bus

The really shit version of Bluestar bus in Southampton the bus is full of Chinese people crowding the buses and then you get some bus drivers who don't know how to drive or are fucking blind

you have more chance of getting robbed by the time you're unilink bus turns up

Unilink more like unishit

Unilink bus

by Richard 1128 August 5, 2023

Short Bus Caliphate

The short bus caliphate is a sunni islamic terror group that started in egypt by they're caliph Wilma Diqfiet in 1983 after being inspired by the islamic revolution, the sbc has networks in haiti, portugal, egypt (main headquarters), turkey, russia (former chechnya), and now has started a campaign in ukraine after the war started to build they're own country The aproximate number of their members are unknown However their activity has been steadly increasing over the decades

My father is an Short Bus Caliphate martyr

by Niggergoy September 13, 2025

Bus Hotdog

Term referring to a cult of mostly autistic/sexy teenagers.

"Damn, Ryan definitely belongs in Bus Hotdog."

by CaptainCaptain May 21, 2015

Blue Bus

A term that means your slow in the brain. Usually used as an insult, yet most find it funny.

Person 1: Hey can you grab the condom out of the drawer next to the tall green and magenta bookshelf?

Person 2: Sure...

-Person 2 comes back 2 min later-

Person 2: Where did you say the condom was

Person 1: Here we go again, what’da ride the Blue Bus???!

by MAc9103 June 20, 2021

The Red bus

the transport for the gang Brunswick Road Killers it never moves and you will probably be killed on it

That Lankz yute: fam where should I buck you

Shush: come buck me on the red bus right now eediat just sign out ma ting

by Ceedizzy January 31, 2021