I took my first shit in my new house and it was a clean wipe! Friend: A Wax Shit that is awesome, it means good luck
by Uncletoad May 21, 2024
Get the Wax Shitmug. 
The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.
“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”
“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”
“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”
by Brock Kakashi June 7, 2022
Get the Going Shit-to-showermug. When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.
Youre just comparing shades of shit.
They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.
Youre just comparing shades of shit.
They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.
Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.
You're just comparing shades of shit.
Yeah but what about your bother John.
You're just comparing shades of shit.
by tepest January 2, 2024
Get the Comparing Shades of shitmug. To gossip about, to talk trash about.
by Purpstar615 February 5, 2023
Get the Shit-talkmug. dude 1: alright so you want to impress that girl from your school ?
dude 2 yes don't worry my shit is out, she's gonna be impressed and will date me!
dude 2 yes don't worry my shit is out, she's gonna be impressed and will date me!
by Dickhead Industry November 16, 2022
Get the My shit is outmug. by VeeTheFuckinP April 16, 2024
Get the Dumb is shitmug.