A piece of feces/crap usually flushed down the toilet. Most people don't care about it or hate it (especially after flushing).
by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017
The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.
Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."
by squat2shit October 28, 2011
When you have a powerful poo that explodes out of your anus with so much might, that it paints what looks to be a Picasso inside of the toilet bowl.
“After all that No’s Pizza last night I woke up this morning and painted a crazy Picasso in the toilet.”
“My stomach was killing me this morning so I went to the bathroom and had crazy Picasso Shits.”
“My stomach was killing me this morning so I went to the bathroom and had crazy Picasso Shits.”
by Picassopoo April 21, 2020
When he be shitting.
Person 1: Is Person 3 in the toilet?
Person 2: Yeah, he ate Taco Bell.
Person 1: Well when he shit, it ain't gonna be good.
Person 2: Yeah, he ate Taco Bell.
Person 1: Well when he shit, it ain't gonna be good.
by OoftheDoof! September 7, 2020
An extremely runny, liquidy shit or series of shits that could completely pass through a strainer; diarrhea.
by Theginger_binger October 27, 2018