Twat Waffle

A mindless worth of shit douche bag; A talentless piece of shit

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Granny Waffle

Babe I don't wanna have sex. You have a granny waffle.

Granny Waffle by MrDILDO December 11, 2015

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A vaginas that is dirty and smells like waffles.

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Eating the booty like a syrupy waffle. Normally, when the booty is hot.

Ex: "OMG! He is Trunk Waffling her hardcore!"

"The Trunk Waffle the man enjoyed last night was warm and fine."

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Marijuana leaves baked into a Belgian-style breakfast food.

Mary Jane, a girl on the go, gets her high and breakfast with a pot waffle in the morning.

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Someone who's being a ditsy bitch

You won't believe what that twat waffle did !

Twat Waffle by xSunn April 30, 2016

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when a guy takes a shit on a girls stomach then presses down on it with a tennis racket to make the shit look like a waffle

"what are you doing?"
"just giving my girl a stinky waffle"

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