a turkey that supports trump and hates democrats. Also has a crippling addiction to alcohol and straight 1900s Sherlock Holmes ahh pipes.
by Otistube1 May 25, 2025
 Get the Trump Turkeymug.
Get the Trump Turkeymug. by Paullagan September 11, 2024
 Get the Turkey Burgermug.
Get the Turkey Burgermug. “That is the sorriest Close Order drill I can ever remember, boy!! Who leads this outfit? Who’s Top Turkey around here?”
by Corncakes March 29, 2025
 Get the Top Turkeymug.
Get the Top Turkeymug. The act of tickling another males perineum with uncircumcised foreskin (also referred to as covered wagon).
by balsac_hangzlo November 4, 2015
 Get the turkey ticklemug.
Get the turkey ticklemug. by ToughCookie  July 18, 2019
 Get the Turf Turkeymug.
Get the Turf Turkeymug. When you take your roaches put them in a paper and ball the paper up, with a stem. This resembles a turkey leg.
by Moan. November 8, 2020
 Get the Turkey Legmug.
Get the Turkey Legmug. When you get your boy on all fours on the dinner table while you and your other boy get balls deep in his ass crack and mouth. Then you cum in a blender and make the “turkey” shit in it as well. Blend the mixture up and use a syringe to stuff it back in the “turkey’s” asshole. Next cover the “turkey” in self tan and put it face first in the oven. Get to work on the turkeys asshole by going balls deep in it for a few more minutes then admire the tired, brown, crunchy turkey.
by anonymous January 6, 2025
 Get the Thanksgiving Turkeymug.
Get the Thanksgiving Turkeymug.