Family Bus

A whole fist in the va-jay-jay.

"Hey man what did you do last night?"
"I gave her the family bus"

by 72638Kitty lover8 August 22, 2016

canny bus

An innuendo for cannabis/marijuana disguised to avoid narcs.

Jose: I like the canny bus. It gives me the ride of my life.
Suspicious stupid narc: WTF is that?!!!
Jose: Only something you will never know.

by superbipolar420 December 1, 2015

Bus

Something that is late when you're on time and is on time when you're late

Example 1: Bro i ran for like 10 mins to catch the bus !! Continues to wait for the bus for 30 more minutes
Example 2: Oh crap, i'm late! Hopefuly the bus is too like it was last time Hint : It wasn't...

by keptn December 6, 2015

Struggle Bus

Having to deal with a difficult relationship or having to go out of your way in order please somebody like your significant other or boss.

"It is nice to just have a normal relationship with someone instead of getting a hard time from them every time you ask them to do something for you. It's like everything you do with them is a struggle all of the darned time. Thank God I am off of THAT STRUGGLE BUS!!!!

by Profound Wisdom March 7, 2016

reserved bus parking

What you call a slut hat has had sex with literally every guy you know. She is now so loose that she only allows busses into her vagina

That slut is just reserved bus parking

by The lover doctor April 7, 2016

Bus Cunts

The person who drives a bus and always decides to pull out in front of you like they are in the biggest hurry in the world, then proceed to crawl along slower than a Wiki.

What a lovely day for a driv.......HEY........Bloody Bus Cunt just pulled out in front of me. Now I am having a shitty day. I really dislike these Bus Cunts.

by hewi12 November 16, 2016

bus wreck

A piece of a twinkie stuck in a nutella jar

Man that bus wreck was hilarious

by Gg kush masta November 23, 2016