seconds are quick!

A way to say 300,000 seconds (4 days) as a fractal.

by plato! April 21, 2024

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catch second

Unable able to achieve orgasm due to large amount of drugs in system.

Buford: Man I was banging a girl for a couple hours and I couldn’t CATCH SECOND.

by E. Rick Shin March 03, 2018

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When you forget to bypass commercials on your Tivo because your on your second device

Doh! I missed bypassing the commercial. Must be suffering from second screen syndrome.

by AnnoyedGymUser July 20, 2014

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When someone is bothering you to do something, so you tell them a cool second. When it really means like a hour.

Destiny: Go feed the dog.
Donald: I will in a cool second, hold up.

by Kingray30 March 23, 2020

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My second-cousin-3X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

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The 25th of July. The day where Kris Kringles brother, Don Kringle, comes to steal all your stuff, as revenge for being banished from the North Pole.

"People need to stop calling it Second Christmas, since it clearly comes first. Or at least just f#@%)&ng call it Reverse Christmas"

by AnthonyBigShield March 03, 2020

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For your buddy that's only on time when there's the potential getting laid.

For the homie that always lags... But when there's a girl to bang, he'll be there in a slut second.

by JPeoples July 17, 2014

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