Five second rule

The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count.

These girls should call me the delivery guy with how often I enforce the five second rule.

by rectalreloader September 7, 2018

Gibb's Second Law

Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's second law of relational-dynamics'

It states that:

Relationships between members in a squad will not last for long and when they do end they will tend towards the detriment of the squad as a whole and will probably involve a lot of angry paras sent over iMessage and/or Whatsapp.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Sarah and Matt broke up?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I had 374 unread messages on Whatsapp"
Person 1: "What can you do, it's just Gibb's Second Law!"

by Slow-winky February 14, 2017

30 second lesson

Beat the shit out of someone for 30 seconds

Keep running that mouth and I'm gonna give you the 30 second lesson

by Big Hock September 18, 2021

Second-hand laughs

Where one person in a group finds something way funnier than everyone else and everyone starts to laugh at that person

or

Where one person's laugh is so funny that you laugh at it rather than whatever their laughing at.

My friend couldn't stop laughing at cats on YouTube and we all got second-hand laughs off him

by chundercat52 September 10, 2012

Iannoscoper69's Second Channel (Ian Teh Youtuber12755's Second Channel

A channel that has existed since Aug 2, 2018 that rarely uplaods, but tries to uplaod regardless

CMON Iannoscoper69's Second Channel (Ian Teh Youtuber12755's Second Channel!) PLEASE UPLAOD
Dude he's busy
oh :(

by IanTehGansta69 March 20, 2022

second-cousin-twice-removed-in-law

1- Second-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's second-cousin-twice-removed.

My second-cousin-twice-removed-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

second relief

The worst guard shift in the world. It means that you get to be up in the early hours of the morning and when you go back to sleep you only get about 2 hours.

Hey man, I got put on second relief tonight...

by sebadoh May 23, 2004