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Makin a sausage mcmuffin 

the act of woman with a fake penis sticking her fake member inbetween a mans butt cheeks.
"My best friend was caught "Makin a sausage mcmuffin" with his girlfriend." His girlfriend stuck a fake Member in between his butt cheeks

Pendulous Sacks of Sausage 

Saggy breasts that have succumb to the inevitable effects of gravity. While thin and tubular on top, the compounded collection of adipose tissue gives a bulbous, pock-marked appearance at the base.
Regina's breasts were like two pendulous sacks of sausage - ever swinging to and fro.

sights-to-sausage ratio 

A ratio describing the number of attractive females for every one male in a given area. Also known as “SSR”.
The sights-to-sausage ratio at the gym today was off the charts!

double barreled sausage 

When a man has sex with a woman and each pump alternates between her ass and vagina
Dude, I totally banged Becky last night. Gave her the double barreled sausage.

Big Al's Sausage Links 

The act of someone inserting their small penis into the much larger penis of another man as an act of sexual intercourse, whether it's just the head or the whole thing doesn't matter. It allows fun for anyone of any size.
Steve: Hey Wilson wanna try Big Al's sausage links?
Wilson: Sure, no homo tho
(Steve then proceeds to pull down his and Wilson's shorts and inserts his penis into Wilson's penis)

furry moose sausage 

A unshaven dick
I sucked a furry moose sausage last night, I got pubes in my mouth!