The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme

When you trick your partner by using a ramen noodle spice package as a condom but then they give you a blowjob and taste the seasoning. They bite your dick with the intent of revenge but realize that you we're using a sausage casing full of chicken blood as your dick the whole time.

"I gave my girl The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme and she didn't call the cops on me"
"She's a keeper bro"
"I know I'm thinking of proposing this July"
"Oh no way, congrats bro"
"Thanks, bro"

The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme by SpikingThePuns July 1, 2016

dropped the sausage 

Turning the man off, bye bye boner

Dude she totally dropped the sausage last night

dropped the sausage by Home girl A May 22, 2016

Makin a sausage mcmuffin 

the act of woman with a fake penis sticking her fake member inbetween a mans butt cheeks.

"My best friend was caught "Makin a sausage mcmuffin" with his girlfriend." His girlfriend stuck a fake Member in between his butt cheeks

Makin a sausage mcmuffin by The Guy who helps December 1, 2016

Pendulous Sacks of Sausage 

Saggy breasts that have succumb to the inevitable effects of gravity. While thin and tubular on top, the compounded collection of adipose tissue gives a bulbous, pock-marked appearance at the base.

Regina's breasts were like two pendulous sacks of sausage - ever swinging to and fro.

Pendulous Sacks of Sausage by Mapsnellayroc July 22, 2017

sights-to-sausage ratio 

A ratio describing the number of attractive females for every one male in a given area. Also known as “SSR”.

The sights-to-sausage ratio at the gym today was off the charts!

sights-to-sausage ratio by SaltyDog420 November 14, 2017

double barreled sausage 

When a man has sex with a woman and each pump alternates between her ass and vagina

Dude, I totally banged Becky last night. Gave her the double barreled sausage.

double barreled sausage by SonOfGustaf November 26, 2017

Big Al's Sausage Links 

The act of someone inserting their small penis into the much larger penis of another man as an act of sexual intercourse, whether it's just the head or the whole thing doesn't matter. It allows fun for anyone of any size.

Steve: Hey Wilson wanna try Big Al's sausage links?
Wilson: Sure, no homo tho
(Steve then proceeds to pull down his and Wilson's shorts and inserts his penis into Wilson's penis)

Big Al's Sausage Links by Chef Boyardoofus January 23, 2018