by Fatshotgunner August 2, 2020
Get the Taint Rocketmug. (noun): Those minivans, suburbans and any other SUV you see flying down the road at the speed of light. Most commonly driven by half-crazed, stressed out soccer moms/ dads driving kids to ten million more places than they should. Soccer practice. Gymnastics. Tea parties.
Watch out, shit gets real when mom has to take her eyes off the road to pass back juice boxes for the kiddies.
Can also be driven by teenagers who inherit the family minivan, and convince themselves that yes, their minivans can drag race as well as a Camaro.
Watch out, shit gets real when mom has to take her eyes off the road to pass back juice boxes for the kiddies.
Can also be driven by teenagers who inherit the family minivan, and convince themselves that yes, their minivans can drag race as well as a Camaro.
Random driver: Hey dude, did you just see that momma rocket?
Passenger: No man, what was it?
Random driver: #@$#()%*)! Some crazy person busting wheelies in his minivan at triple the speed limit. Didn't know those things did that!
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Passenger: No man, what was it?
Random driver: #@$#()%*)! Some crazy person busting wheelies in his minivan at triple the speed limit. Didn't know those things did that!
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by jjbeanbag March 17, 2012
Get the momma rocketmug. by Hardyakka August 15, 2018
Get the Rocket sciencemug. A blunt made specifically with a sativa-dominant strain that is a cross of Island Sweet Skunk and Trinity. Used in a street-slang style.
by Drip1 May 28, 2018
Get the Rocketmug. When you wake up after a night of drinking and find that you not only pissed yourself but you shat yourself too...
by I am the REAL Rocket January 14, 2023
Get the The Rocketmug. noun: A female that is very attractive but can have some fluctuating weight problems; she can at times be as hot as a rocket or can pack on some pounds and have a body like a moose.
Examples: Mariah Carey, Tyra Banks, Jennifer Love Hewitt
Examples: Mariah Carey, Tyra Banks, Jennifer Love Hewitt
by Walt Kowalski June 23, 2010
Get the Rocket Moosemug. An Iraqi rocket launcher is when you cum in your hand then load up and chuck that shit out of at least a 2nd story window down on a public road/street hoping to hit someone.
by Big Wienie June 11, 2024
Get the Iraqi rocket launchermug.