The Poser

A kid who doesnt know how to play basketball

I met a bad basketball player. His name was the poser.

by LGStudios October 3, 2020

Imvu posers

iMVU Posers

IMVU posers A gathering of individuals who comes into a space to just be appreciated for their garments they sit and essentially don't let out the slightest peep to anybody untill addressed or respected for their looks it's fucking cancer

by Imvu posers December 27, 2020

Jou pose

When you shit your pants in south africa

Jou pose I fucking shat my pants

by Aleco Van Wyk March 19, 2021

Cinderella poser

Someone that pretends to be an underdog in life despite never having been one.

The Cinderella poser lives in a nicer house than her siblings, comes from a bigger house than her siblings, and has been to every one of her childhood friends' weddings, yet still always claims to be an underdog whenever there is a sports game or something she is desperate to win (with her spoiled rotten sense of injustice and disadvantages in life) . She claims that she was an underdog to the people she claims were in line in front of her/in her way, when in reality they weren't in line for anything, they weren't trying to become royalty (rich and powerful) like she was.

by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021

Cinderella poser

Someone that never really had to fight/work too hard for anything in life, but still wants the image of somebody that really did those things for show to the world.

The Cinderella poser always had someone else come help/save her if the going started to get tough, or if she started to get beat. She doesn't really know anything about loss, which is why she was never a true Cinderella in the first place.

by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021

Cinderella poser

Somebody with a spoiled rotten middle class sense of desperate and urgency, usually in reference to winning sports games.

The Cinderella poser loved to preach about desperation and being one of the marginalized folks, but she didn't actually know anything about being desperate or marginalized from life experience, which is why she was the worst kind of senseless person, the kind that didn't know she wasn't an unbearable enemy, or that she had no common sense.

by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021

chronic poseidus

The itching of the vagina repeatedly

Guys I think I have chronic poseidus because my vagina keeps itching

by jackhammerinyournuts November 16, 2021