quiet one

Quiet one, when a naive human decides, I'll have a few beers tonight, within the hour they are off there rocker to pissed to remember there own name. 'A quiet one they said'.

'A quiet one they said'

by Milneooo February 27, 2014

Hole-in-One

When your fapping and you blow your load and lands in you belly button

"i watched a porn earlier and by the end of it i got a hole-in-one

by themoonstar February 21, 2010

Cold one

1. Simply beer. Doesn't have to be bud light, but if it is a budlight product, extra cool points for using it!

2. Also, can be used as the ability of feeling buzzed. The effects of drinking beer.

Hey nigga, pick up a 12 pack of drinkability.

Man, she mad cause I got that drinkablilty

Pass me that cold one. All you have is coors and bud light, nigga give me that drinkability.

by Banks3321 July 23, 2009

On my one

Performing at my best. Proficient. Sharp. Prepared to do well.

There's no better baller (basketball player) than me, this season I'm on my one

by wordem'up October 12, 2011

one in the chamber

The phenomenon of a turd suddenly and forcefully entering the rectum, signaling an urgent need to expel it.

Oh, man, where's the bathroom...I got one in the chamber.

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

One of each

A £10 bag of heroin and a £10 rock of crack

Can I have my one of each I'm chicken and ducking (clucking)mate.

by Constant John February 14, 2009

one in the pink and one in the stink

porkin' a chick in her poontang and in her brown eye.

"bro, why are you gay, you should just get a chick like mine who'll let you slide one in the pink and one in the stink?"

by Zen Leon April 5, 2010