When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.
Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!
Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!
Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!
by Mayo Sammich May 9, 2018
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He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.
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The most amazing handsome kind caring loving man out there. He’s offly tiny but he’s got a big heart and a BIG SACK! he cares deeply about his girlfriends. And will do anything to protect them as well. He cares deeply for his family and will get hit by a bullet for them. Mason is amazing.
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Get the Mason mug.Great guy with a gigantic penis and great personality. He is amazing at sex and will treat you like no other. He is amazing at sports, especially wrestling. Any girl would be so lucky to have mason inside them.
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Get the mayonnaise popsicle mug.After you eat a jar of mayonnaise with your bare hands and your hands are sticky and it looks and feels like you came on your hands.
Brad: Yo I shook Chad's hand and it felt like there was cum on it
Jacob: No I think he just has mayonnaise hands.
Jacob: No I think he just has mayonnaise hands.
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