Math Wizard

Passing a Math Exam/ Class without knowing how to do math.

Every math wizard needs a Hot/ Talented Brunette who works in mysterious ways.

That kid is a math wizard, he got a 100 on the test but I saw his worksheet and he couldn’t do basic division.

by B 0 B April 9, 2025

Harm math

When Harmony does it, it’s ok. It’s not ok when anyone else does it.

person 1: why is it only ok when she does it?
person 2: it’s simply just Harm math.

by girllnexttdoorr June 3, 2024

math

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

kid 1:whats math mean
kid 2:mental abuse to humans

by big benlol May 23, 2019

Math

Schools and teachers way of torture on kids. The kids hate it cause they know that they are just about to get tortured. Math is known as the torture method with the least amount of death per year, but it is still super dangerous.

Guy right before math: ahhh freak off, its math now!
Teacher: hi everyone welcome to another math lesson!
Class: *silence*

by Filidili November 30, 2018

Dancer Math

Rules most dancers use that would send regular people into a coma.

Teacher: The choreography starts on 2, listen for the ka-ka-boom..ga! and start there
Dancers: *nodding*
Teacher: just mark this, and i'll count from 6 since it starts late
Dance mum: Faints
Teacher: DANCER MATHHH

by Tetilosto October 31, 2023

Math

Math = Mental, Abuse, Towards, Humans

Person1: What is math?
Person2: Math stands for Mental, Abuse, Towards, Humans!

by T. Cassius October 9, 2018

Math Discoverer's Cocktail

A Math Discoverer's Cocktail is something to help you learn math.

Kratom 1g to 6g. Helps with bitter taste and learning math.

Modafinil 200mg.

Armodafinil 150mg.

Nicotine lozenges 2mg to 4mg.

Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg.

Strattera.

2-FMA 15mg to 45mg
3-FMA 15mg to 45mg.
4F-MPH 15mg to 75mg.

Prolintane 15mg to 40mg.
Ethylphenidate 45mg to 200mg+.

Cotinine 2mg to 20mg.

Phenylpiracetam 100mg.

Tony: I tried the Math Discoverer's Cocktail (pills and herbs) and became a math and science expert.

by HawaiianPunch1 April 11, 2025