jerkin-gerkin-heimer

Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.

Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer

by rbnightmare May 18, 2009

Jerkolepsy

Passing out immediately following a furious masturbation session.

Sorry I missed our date, I suffer from jerkolepsy.

by Chronic Jerkoleptic October 9, 2011

jerktapus

Jerk multiplied by eight.
Jerk x octopus.
Cuz an octopus has eight arms/legs...so it makes sense for a jerktapus to be jerk x eight....
Originally invented by an Asian. Have a nice day! For all of my friends who were so confused when I said this word... and now I can tell them it's in the dictionary!!

Stop being such a jerktapus, and learn what it means!

by HANZUKI THE SQUARE PANDA January 5, 2014

Jerkworm

An annoying person; someone who pisses you off, or steals your shit.

"That Jerkworm stole my lunchbox, then tried to feed me the contents when I came to his house for dinner that evening!"

by ForceBreaker January 14, 2015

Jerkgonomics

The study to create the perfect beat off position that will provide ample leverage while maintaining proper spinal alignment.

He used proper jerkgonomics to ensure that his 19 hour beat session would leave him injury free.

by Mule5000 June 16, 2016

Jedi Jerking

Pleasuring yourself with your mind just like a Jedi would.

Guy:"Do you know what i did yesturday"

Dude:"No what?"

Guy:"I was Jedi Jerking next to your mom"

by NHViolator January 16, 2014

Traffic Circle Jerks

One who goes around a traffic circle or round about. To piss of other drivers because people going in must yield to the people going around. Being one can be quite fun, but being a victim is very annoying. Other drivers will sometimes join in on the traffic circle jerking.

Traffic Circle Jerks

Shotgun:
Hey lets traffic circle jerk man.
Driver:

Yea man let piss off the people yielding.
Person who is yielding:
Would you look at this asshole.

by ARealCoolCat September 10, 2011