Doorman Family

quite possibly the most batshit insane family ever conceived for an animated web series. originating from GLITCH Production's Murder Drones, the family consists of 3 main members:

Uzi Doorman: mentally unstable edgy teenager with a knack for powerful technology. also kinda killed god.

Khan Doorman: Father and namesake of the family, builds amazing doors but is quite possibly one of the worst fathers ever.

Nori Doorman: Mother of Uzi, was presumed dead for years until her core was found by N in the mines beneath Cabin Fever Labs. Tod Khan to build the doors and warned of the Murder Drone's imminent arrival. also, somehow even after being missing for robo-god knows how long, is a slightly better parent than Khan.

Drone 1: Yo, did you see that Doorman kid?
Drone 2: yea, she's lost it.
Drone 1: i mean, doesn't help her dad's a piece of shit.
Drone 2: That Doorman Family is wack.

by CoffeeCrashedtheFirst December 10, 2024

Inner Family Fucking

What you call it when a family member who once or still is married or dating into a family and then has sexual relations with someone else in that family.

“I just found out my grandfather fucked my uncles wife that’s some serious inner family fucking”

by keepwondering December 18, 2024

Arno family

People who have a name start or end with "Arno", for example: Juharno, Sabarno, Sitarno, Paktarno, Arnold, Arnoyo, Arnoto. These names are commonly found in Indonesia

"Your surname ends with '-arno', are you an Arno family?"

by Bodarno January 9, 2025

My Family

Are neither reliable narrators nor can you safely assume they are acting in good faith.

Hym "You are using my family as a metric for judgment so that you don't have to the fact that I created AI. 'Right but his family though!' 'Right but women though!' 'But mean to retards!' You are avoiding the only metric that matters and it's what I did vs what you did and what I did is more and what you did is less."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

Blended Family Four By Four Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Blended Family Four By Four Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Goon Family

A family made up of two divorced parents, an arrested uncle, an annoying daughter, an estranged son, a depressed gay cousin, a weird grandmother, and a Yorkshire terrier. The parents despise each other and only stay together for the sake of their family. The uncle is currently in jail for harassing children and is not allowed anywhere near a school. The daughter is just annoying, and the son spends most of his time alone in his bedroom edging. The depressed gay cousin's parents died in a house fire so she now lives with the Goon family. The grandmother visits once every 50 years and says nothing. The dog is the glue of the Goon family, she is what keeps them together and a somewhat happy family. Their favorite family activity is gooning on the audience at shows.

"The Goon family was gooning all over the audience!".
"The Goon family is very dysfunctional and rambunctious".

by Maraudersequallife February 15, 2025

NineEx family

Da infamous '80's-and-'90's-era northeastern-United-States mega-biz in wired communications dat had "scored a perfect ten" as far as da "number" of company-names dat it had "dialed up" (i.e., acquired) --- and then often "slammed down da receiver on" (i.e., tossed away again) --- over da decades.

Well, da 1984 radio-ad did indeed actually state dat "The Bell System is breaking up", so maybe their calling themselves da "NineEx family" isn't such a "phony" name, after all; I imagine dat da "book" of their "call history" --- i.e., past corporate-affiliation evolution --- contains a lot of "yeller pages", in dat many of da corporations dat they had previously "hung up on" were quite loudly opposed to said "disconnections"!

by QuacksO April 7, 2025