call back asap

A phrase only used by the mothers of teenagers. This phrase is often found in the voice mail box of children who haven't checked in with their parners in several hours.

mother: Jason? It's Mom. I called Michaels mother and she said you left two left hour ago? Call back asap!

by getyourshitogether April 11, 2015

don't bother calling

The last catch cry of a hideous woman on the walk of shame. Commonly after she has performed an act of fellatio and has had a cab called for her because there was no chance she was getting a spooning.

Hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): Don't bother spooning that

Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?

Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?

Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*

The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo

Gronk: Don't bother calling.....

(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)

by paddymac August 25, 2009

Call Of Duty 3

Most likely the next best game of 2006. Came out right after Call Of Duty 2 in the same year. More realistic more action.
Platforms- XBox 360
Playstation 3

Its a whole new generation of games. Call Of Duty 3 continues the fast paced action world war 2 series.

by nero.rome June 21, 2006

burmingham booty call

When girls shove cell phones up their vaginas then transfers them to their anus......... the male then calls the phone and the girl shits it out.

My Girl gave me a great burmingham booty call

by Emilyhoee August 14, 2007

Birmingham Booty Call

latin: Dico lino

Set a cellular telephone to the "vibrate" feature and insert into the man's rectum just before climax. The man should then call the phone. The strong vibrations will cause the man to release the phone. The woman should then answer the phone and "talk dirty" to the man while he gives her a "facial."

From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"

The long distance was hard. For a year we had phone sex, Skype sex, but no physical connection. When we finally found ourselves together, we didn't know how to behave. The Birmingham Booty Call allowed us to find the perfect melding of what we knew and what we didn't.

by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010

Call of Drunky 4

Call of drunky is a drinking game involving Call of Duty 4. It is played best with a mixed drink, but beer works as well. The rules are simple. For every 3 deaths one gets, a drink must be taken. If a UAV (3 kill streak) is achieved, one must drink. For an airstrike (5 kill streak) two drinks must be had. For a helicopter (7 kill streak) three drinks must be had. If one is lucky enough to get a 10 kill streak, everything left in the cup should be chugged. Also, if one is killed by, or kills with, a headshot, noob tube, claymore, C4, RPG, knife, grenade, direct impact, or a team kill, a drink is required. It is best played with six people who are all also playing this game. It is designed so that no matter if you are doing good or bad, you will get fucked up.

Dude I just got a UAV, airstrike, helicopter and two headshots! I have to take 8 sips! Agh, I'm so fucked up from Call of Drunky 4.

by Thurkagord February 27, 2009

booty call jeanette

The act of an unhappily married small town lady, cruising the local bars for a piece of ass.

(victim talking to friend) (victim)- hey Joe i was at the bar last night and i was about to leave, but then i saw booty call Jeanette, we ended up having drunk sex and mutual masterbation on my friends couch, it was cool even though i think my friend was awake.

by superheroes on the couch October 19, 2007