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Battenburg Bellend

If your a men and women/men like to give you oral sex and you enjoy and do it alot
My neighbour Dave must have a Battenburg Bellend as I've seen alot of different women coming from his house at night.
Related Words

bertie bellend 

"you see that guy cross the motorway without looking?"

"what a bertie bellend"

sore bellend 

When mark t has to much sex
Oh mark fuck me

No babe i have a sore bellend
sore bellend by Not sam wright January 10, 2018

Pufferfish bellend 

Where a man has a prickly bellend from pounding his mums pillow.
James has a pufferfish bellend from his experience with his mums pillow

botte bellezza

it’s the title of a revolution that a girl called matilde and her beautiful friend sara started. you can take part: just start hanging notes with quotes you love around your city, be kind and be yourself. that’s it.
‘botte bellezza today?’
great! yes, let’s meet at your house by 15:30?’
botte bellezza by mitisjustnonstop February 9, 2019

Josh Bellett 

He is an utter cock sucker that practices giving blowjobs with his electrical vibrating toothbrush. He has gammy toes and wants to be a stripper at his local club when he is older . He’s a gay nonce bag
Oh shit , run away it’s josh Bellett , he is going to try and give us a lap dance, because I’m a boy