A warning 10 years in advance

"We're sorry about your kid..." ~ Ritard

Ritard "We had a warning 10 years in advance but we didn't do anything about it because we were also doing a targeted harassment campaign and he created AI. But we wanted him locked up more than we wanted your kid to live... So... Yeah..."

Hym "2 year old dies after left in a hot car while mother gets lip-filler! YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT YOUR OWN KIDS! THEY KILL THEIR OWN KIDS! THEY FUCK THEIR OWN KIDS! And now the are harassing and surveilling and stealing from me so they can be self-righteous about their kids because they are sub-human pieces for shit! And I'm not letting you play burden of proof hot potato. That is all this is. And if they say anything other than THAT☝️ THEY ARE LYING! That is exactly what's happening here!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

View Year 10 II Eight

Absolute legends that just simply destroy at rowing.

*Whelp* We’re going against View Year 10 II Eight this weekend.

by 53182632729393 March 12, 2021

Wet Year 7

a year 7 who thinks their hard and listen to OFB SJ and Year 11s make them cry

"Yo fam these man move year 8 innit, now who these man"
"who's this neek fam mans gonna shank you up"
"Wasteman shut up you wet year 7"
(Year 11 pushes the Year 7 and makes him cry)

by Bleddy Drills February 14, 2021

Sephora 10 Year Old

A child from ages 7-14 (may vary) who is obsessed with Sephora, specifically expensive/preppy skincare and makeup products. They mainly buy products from brands like Drunk Elephant, Glow Recipe, Charlotte Tilbury, Sol De Janerio, Rare Beauty, and more. They recieve much controversy on social media platforms because they are also known to be reckless, rude, and messy in Sephora.

A Sephora 10 Year Old just snatched the last drunk elephant bronzi drops from my hand.

by Anonymoussss999 February 3, 2024

Walnut on New Year's Eve

The most beautiful the absolute perfection. Even if they think they are flawed they are only more beautiful to you. Someone put into your life someone you want to keep around

Oh my gosh she is a walnut on New Year's Eve!

No way you are insane how did you find one??

by Olivier.C November 8, 2016

Chap of the year

A chap who has exceeded expectations, for one and for all. And has done his utmost into fostering the chap ecosystem to be involved and to thrive, aka Dan Brennan

That dan guy really is "chap of the year"

by thetruthsayingguyperson March 24, 2023

Brazilian year

Basically, it's billions of human years, but since nothing happens in Brazil (expect murders) it takes more than 1 human year to complete a year in brazil.

Joe: "1 Brazilian year here is approximately 998,297,665 human years.."
Steve:"bro whaaaaaat"
Joe: "but do you know who I am?"

by I <3 myself March 26, 2022