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touched by an angel 

When a man/woman masturbates a man, allows him to ejaculate into his/her palm, and immediately slaps the guy in the face with the semen covered hand.
My boyfriend was touched by an angel last night for being such an ass.
touched by an angel by DropKickGrl December 9, 2008

touch base 

To masturbate or to touch one's genitals in an inappropriate but pleasurable manner
Mummy can I touch base with you now.
touch base by gmax June 4, 2005
The universailly known hand gesture for scallies. It involves the outstretching of the arm in the form of a fist and tapping somebody else on their fist as they do this also. If received back it is used as a gesture of respect or as a greeting or a way of saying goodbye. Sometimes if the other person is a dick then you can smash their fist as hard as you can with yours, ensuring they won't try and give you the touch again in the near future.
"Safe man....Touch?"
*outsretches fist*
"Ahhh fuck! That fuckin hurts!"
Touch by GF October 9, 2006

Premarital Touching 

When you touch someone in their privates before you marry them
"Man thats some premarital touching i see going on"

Texas Touch 

The act of indecently touching, stroking, petting or otherwise making physical contact with a child under 10.
Jim went into the pre-school and gave young freddie the texas touch.
Texas Touch by The WBT November 1, 2008

Loving touch movement 

A movement where the ones in it drop all boundaries to being touched and can come up to each other unanounced and any where tits,pussy,pecker etc. because they believe that the world is too selfish,not enough love/sex in the world etc. and that is the best way to change that.
She's in the loving touch movement.