The Bleem Man is an intergalactic being that runs a shitty meme page on Instagram. It survives off of huffing pottery enamel and any fish that it catches. It is easy to tell when he is coming due to the constant sounds of Trippie Redd playing from its speaker.
Man #1: “Do you hear Love Scars by Trippie Redd?”
Man #2: “OH MY GOD ITS THE BLEEM MAN! Hide the pottery enamel”
Man #2: “OH MY GOD ITS THE BLEEM MAN! Hide the pottery enamel”
by Sherbulop June 5, 2020
Get the Bleem Man mug.Origins: hot men employed in staff canteens/cafes. They often appear outside the kitchen's back door, tempting the passing professional ladies like scraps of food being thrown for the local hungry dogs.
Wider use: general term for any hot men.
Wider use: general term for any hot men.
"Hey, that man-scrap who likes to stare is back at work today, result!"
On entering bar: "Man-scraps to the left!"
On entering bar: "Man-scraps to the left!"
by Joyce the claw April 15, 2010
Get the man-scraps mug.an evil man is someone who has 0 empathy at all, and is the opposite of a lesser evil or great being
by nonekopopo November 10, 2020
Get the evil man mug.The almighty god above us. He blesses us with beans every year and in return we pray to him everyday. Bean man hates Lima beans.
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he does nothing but play with his pee-pee weiner.
but besides that he is a very sexy, kind of creepy, teenage boy that refuses to touch some grass. we all love him, especially his girlfriend (which we're all surprised he has). he is extremely nice and really knows how to make you feel appreciated.
people also love to sexually assault him by constantly rubbing his penis without consent.
he is also extremely creepy and knows how to make you feel extremely uncomfortable. he is the master of sexual assault and probably has many restraining orders against him. he is a registered sex offender.
anyways, we love pea man. hes funny and kind, creative, makes you feel cared for and loved. Hes my best friend. and i wouldnt be able to live without him.
thank you for being there for me. it means a lot.
but besides that he is a very sexy, kind of creepy, teenage boy that refuses to touch some grass. we all love him, especially his girlfriend (which we're all surprised he has). he is extremely nice and really knows how to make you feel appreciated.
people also love to sexually assault him by constantly rubbing his penis without consent.
he is also extremely creepy and knows how to make you feel extremely uncomfortable. he is the master of sexual assault and probably has many restraining orders against him. he is a registered sex offender.
anyways, we love pea man. hes funny and kind, creative, makes you feel cared for and loved. Hes my best friend. and i wouldnt be able to live without him.
thank you for being there for me. it means a lot.
pea man: just reach inside my asshole and-
everyone: KILL YOURSELF!!
random guy: who is that guy? he seems really fucking creepy.
me: no! thats just pea man! hes really nice once you get to know him.
everyone: KILL YOURSELF!!
random guy: who is that guy? he seems really fucking creepy.
me: no! thats just pea man! hes really nice once you get to know him.
by spermi wermi 42069 May 12, 2022
Get the pea man mug.Going to stores knowing exactly what you are looking for, buying it, and leaving. The exception is with electronics, tools, and sports stores; here meandering is allowed.
Man 1: "Hey, we're gonna go man shopping, wanna come?"
Man 2: "Sure, I need to get a couple shirts."
Man 1: "Great, we'll go to the mall for 15 minutes, pick up our shirts, check out a hardware store for an hour, head over to an electronics store to look around, and finish off by browsing through the sports department."
Man 2: "Sure, I need to get a couple shirts."
Man 1: "Great, we'll go to the mall for 15 minutes, pick up our shirts, check out a hardware store for an hour, head over to an electronics store to look around, and finish off by browsing through the sports department."
by soaringeagles December 23, 2010
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