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Short Fuck

When two midgets mate and they produce a fertile offspring that is a sexual then has to mate with its self
Jeff "have you seen the midgets"
Jim "nah i think there short fucking"
3 months later

Steve (The guy midget) "oh honey i think my water broke"
Brit (The girl midget) "oh shit we have to go to the hospital"
by Eavon June 2, 2016
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Shorthand

- A variation of giving someone the finger┌∩┐(◣◢)┌∩┐ flipping the bird (A hand gesture which represents saying Fuck you or Fuck off) which is used with the intention to insult - with the exception of the pinkie finger is used instead of the larger middle finger - therefore referred to as "shorthand" and tends to be less offensive.
Bob got pissed off when an old bitty line jumped - so instead of giving the old bitch a full one finger salute - he gave it to her in shorthand.
by Silly Sunnystration October 19, 2012
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Short Bus

A vehicle used to transport the 45th President Of the United States, aka, Donald Trump.
“Mr President Trump, there is a Short bus waiting for you outside, let me know when you’re done tweeting”
by Kristiano November 23, 2017
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Short Timer

A luck son of a bitch who moves out west for the snow season in a couple of days, so clearly not a fuck will be given at work.
That bastard will be waist deep in fresh powder in two days, fucking short timer.
by ecov spmah December 5, 2011
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short

Damn dude tah's a nice short
by Spencer September 25, 2003
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Short Stack

an AWSUM band from australia (named after pancakes <3)
originating from a NSW town called Budgewoi

the band, which consist of 3 members (Andy- bass and the worlds sexiest back up vocals ever heard , Bradie- drums and keys and Shaun- lead guitar and vocals)formed in 2005 to enter in the YouthRock competition (they didn't win)

they have 2 albums, Stack is the New Black and This is Bat Country, and possibly the coolest hair ever ( even with thier new haircuts)
these sexiii boys are by far the best looking and nicest people i have met ( they were so concerned about by broken arm <3)
have way more fans than they have haters
Awsum person: OMG short stack signed my cast

Not so awsum person: dude wth do you like short stack they are such homos

Other awsum person: i can't believe you just said that, some people really don't apreciate good looks and good talent

Random guy: imma start calling them pancakes now

Awsum person WTH??
by Leslie Hungry January 20, 2011
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Short Stop

A girl who likes small dicks. Will never go with big dicks.
Matt: Dude she won't have sex with me because "it's" too big.

Pat: I know what a short stop.
by Stifford April 28, 2009
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