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shoot the breeze 

Refers to where you sit quietly behind a big clueless dude who's eagerly chowing down on a huge plate of baked beans, "bide your time", and then fire off a starter-pistol just as said dude is starting to "rip one", thus igniting the unsuspecting dude's expelling methane and creating a humongous blowtorch-fireball out his ass. Extra points if (A) you loaded the gun with full-flash blanks --- both for a more spectacular effect and to better ensure that the muzzle-flash would indeed ignite the gas --- and (B) you chose a dude who usually has fairly "extended" farts instead of merely "little toots", so that any spectators can be treated to a real "light show" instead of just a brief flare-up.
Startled guy with a smoking pants-seat: Oh, Jeez Louize ---!!! When you fellas invited me over to your backyard barbeque to "shoot the breeze", I never expected that you'd mean it in a LITERAL sense!!
shoot the breeze by QuacksO July 6, 2018
someone who is your bebe biffle
me and snootch87 went to the movies to see freaky friday
snootch87 by mike February 22, 2005
Make sure to clean your scooth before sex.
Scooth by Riley Jordan November 18, 2006

snootful 

A snootful refers to an excess of anything inhaled through the nostrils. I believe that "snot" is related to "snoot."
Aye, methinks that ye had a snootful last night, laddie !!!
snootful by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005
a word used to describe a womans ass hole as a acceptable oraphace to place ones penis
dude!, last night i put it in crystals scootch
scootch by Dustiy March 22, 2007

Shoot the 30

"Say mang u tryna meet up nd shoot the 30 wif me?"

".......nah I'm good fam. Have fun."
Shoot the 30 by Yung Smacky April 16, 2019