Ryan

Ryan is the most handsome feller in the west, daggum, i oughtta tell you he gots a small tally wacker.

Ryan hates black people

by Marthur Morgan January 22, 2024

Ryan

Ryan eats his own shit and when he’s full he throws it at people. He visits nursing homes and pretends to read to the seniors but feeds them laxatives so they fart and shit their pants and he can breathe it in. He sleeps on a mountain of dirty cum socks and snores like a cartoon character. He most likely has a fur suit in his closet but nobody will ever know because his room is always 50+ degrees C and smells like rotting shit so nobody ever goes inside. Many people think Ryan is a cunt, and they’d be correct.

Every time Ryan visits the nursing home, all the seniors get explosive diarrhea. I wonder why?

by GonorrhoeaGobbler January 26, 2024

Ryan

This is about a boy who will never know that it’s about him. He’s really smart, he has an incredible music taste, he's so sweet, he’s really really awesome, and I really really like him. My heart starts racing whenever I hear his name, even if it isn’t even about him! And I always start smiling whenever I think of him. We’re friends but I know he doesn’t like me back, and I’m scared I might be pushing him away, and now I’m scared we’re going to drift apart.

I will confess one day, when the time is right.

- Maddie Klein

Someone: “blah blah blah blah Ryan blah blah”
Me: !!!!

by stargirl999 January 27, 2024

ryan

Ryan is a man of great looks and all the girls love him for his great jokes

"Ryan is the hottest man in the world"

by hitlar lover January 30, 2024

Ryan

Ryan has a huge penis and whips it out at the most random times

person :Ryan put your dick away

Ryan: no

by Playstation 4 with 1 TB November 20, 2023

Ryan

Ryan is always Ryan, simply falling in love with every guy he sees being as gay as possible at all times.

Do you know Ryan?

Gay Ryan?

by The_only November 20, 2023

Ryan

Ryan is a sweet and loving and caring boy

Ryan is a type of boy to be there for you when no one else is. A boy named Ryan would be a perfect boy with a good personality a good smile and a good heart.

“Is Ryan your bf”
YES HE IS

by Yourstrulyy November 22, 2023