Running into a Tree

Replacement phrase for masturbation. Derived from World of Warcraft for what someone who is not paying attention to the game and running into a tree/wall could possibly be doing.

"where the hell is john?"
"idk, probably running into a tree!"

by JustinFromColorado January 5, 2008

Derf run

A journey taken with friends more for the company than the eventual destination.

1: Hey you wanna walk to 7-11?

2: Dude, it's like 2 miles away - let's just drive.

1: Naw, man, it'll a derf run, we can talk about stuff.

by hatmunch January 18, 2009

running laps

A euphomism for drinking alcoholic beverages.

We went out running laps last night and I woke up with a headache.

by SportsZone John April 10, 2005

run a train

A stealthy human being, capable of swiftly springing steps next to a moving locomotive.

Yo DANTE!!! I ain't ran from the cops in a week, i'm feeling kinda slow. How 'bout us folk go to the tracks... THE TRAIN TRACKS?!?! Chase that damn Amtrack like we high and shiit.

by Verbinh "I was raised by my parents Johnson May 13, 2005

run this smoothly

captures the act of speaking of personal things that make you very emotional resisting the reflex to shut down completely or joke it off.

"Tell me about your daughter. Is she nice? What kinds of things is she into?"
"I shall run this smoothly, Madam, she is currently ..."

by Krkič January 3, 2022

perfect run

A state of the body where it produces ghost shit on five consecutive days.

Dude, this new high fibre diet I'm doing is super awesome. Last week I had a perfect run from monday until friday.

by Trichoderma April 30, 2014

nut run

1.A person who is useless
2.A drip of sweat that starts at the underside of your nuts where your ass crack starts and runs down your nuts getting your underpants wet.

Damn it is so hot I already experienced nut run.

by Eli March 4, 2004