Poo Slap

When you are having sex with a girl and you see it fit to poo on her chest. This is followed by giving that poo a full-handed slap to spread it efficently ovr her body.

Blimey, I gave Jenny a right old fashioned poo slap

by BaloghGabor December 19, 2008

my little poo-poo book

A paperback novel or small magazine that you usually only read while sitting on the john to leave a shit (I know it's supposed to be take a shit, but in the immortal words of the late great comedian George Carlin, you don't TAKE a shit, you LEAVE one).

I'm going to bring my little poo-poo book to the bathroom with me while I go drop a stool.

by Telephony January 24, 2014

kissy poo

A prostitute that has stinky breath and kisses too much during acts of prostitution

When I met this prostitute at the local motel, she turned into a kissy poo even though I didn't want to snuggle.

by jmouse December 7, 2009

Poo-whiff

And exclamation of disgust uttered immediately after you cop a whiff of something that curls your nose hairs.

Poo-whiff, Barry, better lay-off the beans, old son!

by niftydog May 29, 2007

Poo Factory

A place that is less than half a mile away from your house that smells to high heaven every fucking time that it rains......son of a bitch.

God, the poo factory really smells tonight, I wish it hadn't rained last night.

by Drewcifer21 September 15, 2006

Finger Poo

When you get fingered up the bum when you need a poo, the resulting poo ends up on the fingerers finger.

Zooey; Don't finger me up the bum, i need a poo
Jim; Urrh i got poo on my finger.
Jim got a Finger Poo

by SuperCliff June 3, 2009

Poo Face

A mild derogatory comment saying someone is ugly and literally has a face like poo. Also used when someone is being idiotic.

Ruth, you poo face!

by HuDuBe February 9, 2010