Monkey Face 

you shave your pubic hair and keep it in your hands during intercourse, then when you ejaculate on the girls face and throw your pubic hair at her and thus making a monkey face.

"Yo bro i gave Niya a Monkey Face last night "

Monkey Face by giggity December 17, 2014

Monkey Dunk 

Performed by a big man in the game of basketball, a "monkey dunk" is properly executed by slam-dunking the ball with two hands, hanging onto the rim, and raising your legs up with authority.

Did you see that monkey dunk by Barkley last night?

Monkey Dunk by SeanEds March 22, 2009

monkey man 

tom carroll

Tom carroll is a goddam monkey man

monkey man by mark jones August 5, 2003

MONKEY GRIP

A pleasantly stimulating form of male masturbation. Especially good for arousing dormant pleasure nubbins. This one is great if you like to massage your scrotum with one hand while you masturbate with the other. If you're right-handed, instead of holding your scrotum from the left side, cross your wrists (left wrist on top) so you're grabbing your scrotum from the right side. You may have to bend your body to the right to get the best position. If you've never done this before, it will feel like someone else is holding your scrotum. Tip: As you masturbate with the other hand, press your fingertips and thumb into the cracks between your scrotum and each thigh, and gently massage those areas with slow, rhythmic movements.

Fancy a change in your usual daily masturbation routine?? or just fancy a challenge in your local public toilets? try the monkey grip. we dare you...

MONKEY GRIP by Little Johnny Urine March 3, 2008

Monkey Fuck 

A person who thinks they can fix something, usually on a car, better or faster than you. The keep running their mouth and getting in your way until you let them try to do the job. When they fuck it up, they get mad and say " Well if you don't want my help, you can do it yourself" then they leave.

It took me twice as long to change the struts on my car because Monkey Fuck had to help, then he bailed out on me with all the parts scattered all over the garage.

Monkey Fuck by Colt357dog April 26, 2015

monkey business 

Selling apes, gorillas, or chimpanzees for profit.

Mark made a killing with his new monkey business, they are going for $1000 bucks a pop!

monkey business by Preesty May 17, 2007

Monkey Love 

1. An illegal act which involves having sex with a monkey. Made legal if the monkey wears a trilby.

2. Courtney Love's grandfather

'Hey, I had minkey love with a monkey' 'Was it wearin' a trilby?'
'Oh crap!!'

Monkey Love by CKB April 30, 2005