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john it out 

a phrase derived from the occasion when one man, who many now know, flopped out his cock to kids at his fat sons sleepover. It is now used when anything is got out,collected,passed and most definitely, flopped.
'OI, Dave, I hear you have a saggy minge, john it out !'
john it out by st martins July 1, 2009
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To call a guy John West is to imply that he will only go out with girls that meet his high standards.

The definition relates to the companies slogan, "It's the fish that John West rejects that makes John West, the best." Which if you consider the girl to be the fish then this is similar to a guy with high standards rejecting girls that don't meet them because he only accepts the best.
Sophie: Hey, Tom would you like to go out with me?

Tom: No thanks Sophie you don't meet my high standards.

Sam: Haha, Tom, Sophie's pretty hot I'm going to call you John West.
John West by weaby7 October 19, 2013

john fox 

Loves reddit and girls. Dreams of changing thier last name to fox, has the biggest dick but cant use it cause hes a hardcore christian who cant fap.
Girl: That kid is so weird
Girl2: Yeah hes a John Fox
john fox by PussySlayerTheThird March 23, 2016
A police officer who does not abuse their power, and honorably upholds the motto "To Serve and Protect". An officer who remembers what it's like to be a kid, and carries insight for all people.
"John Law" - Dropkick Murphys

"Now let me tell you about a man named John Law He's a neighborhood cop the toughest man I ever saw A man who knows his duty, a man with a gun To the people in the neighborhood John Law is number one

Freeze, we said Stop His name was John Law For John Law, Neighborhood cop A man we know and love

When John Laws not kickin' Ass on robbers and rapist He's helpin little kids deliver newspapers When John Laws not chasin crackheads from their perch He's helpin old ladies on their way to church

chorus:

He walks the Beat Riding scumbags from the streets He turns his eye to petty crime Cause John Law will never drop a dime

Suburban Anarchists who've never broke the law Sing about police oppression, but they've never met John Law He doesn't fuck with young kids drinking in the Park But he makes the city safe for women after dark."
John Law by birkle January 12, 2009

John Paul Jones 

Bassist from legendary rock band Led Zeppelin. His real name was John Baldwin, but chose the stage name after a freind suggested it to him after reading it on a french movie poster. Played Bass, keyboards, piano, organ, and mandolin for Led Zeppelin. His solo career was good, and on his solo albums he plays almost every instrument. A great musician, and often overlooked. Also the name of some navy guy.
John Paul Jones is a great musician, he can play almost anything.

John Paul Jones was in the navy.

John Henson 

1. Unfunny "comedian" who was once host of Talk Soup and currently has a "show" on the TV Guide Channel.

2. Any of the various non-pigmented, birthmarks on the head, from the idiot described above.
1. I would rather channel surf than have to listen/see John Henson rattle off unfunny sayings.

2. Ew! Look at that fucked up John Henson on that guy's head!
John Henson by The Tyler July 31, 2006